deborahjross | Definitely not work safe

Check out Sleep Talkin' Man, in which a wife recounts the utterances of her normally mild-mannered English husband. A few samples:

"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

"Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who's got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I'll have to use something else."

"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."

"Hey, don't... don't say anything. Why don't you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure."

"Deedoo. It's a deedoo. A deedoo...Oh, it's not a deedoo. I have no idea what it is."