A Salvo in the Smart Meter Wars

Smart Meter Wars are being waged in our county. People are outraged for various reasons, including the difficulty and cost of "opting out." Many cite health concerns.*

Recently, a postcard appeared in our mailbox, not sent properly through the USPS, but hand-delivered. Color, glossy, original art on face. On reverse, a list of health complaints by a consumer (who is, I assume, our neighbor) (exactly as they appear on the postcard):

Heart Palpitations
Tightness in Chest
Sharp Pains in Heart
Headache
Stiff Neck
Acid Reflux
Eye Spasms
Eye Burning
Eye Soreness
Blurred Vision
Vision Loss
Vertigo
Nausea
Strong Leg Cramps
Major Anxiety
Depression
Missed Work
No R.E.M. Sleep
No Dreams
Nightmares
Ear Pain
Tinnitus
Memory Loss
Teeth Grinding/Nashing[sic]/Broken
Dyslexia
Constant Brain Fog
Major Insomnia
Hair Loss
Scalp Tingling
Head Sores
Major Cognitive Impairment
Zombie-Like Lack of Energy
Shortness of Breath
Oppression [sic]

I admit to being curious as to the physiology of how radiofrequency waves (pulsed or otherwise) could cause symptoms in so many body systems at once.

There are, of course, other explanations. But I am too polite to point them out to her.

*"Pulsed radiofrequency fields are an emerging technology used in the medical field for the treatment of tumors, cardiac arrhythmias, chronic and post-operative pain, bone fracture, and soft tissue wounds."